thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

vriskezi:

emissary-of-wind:

vriskezi:

the only word in the entire french language is baguette

Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !

*baguette

nue:

nue:

once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there

if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean

swagchat:

swagchat:

swagchat:

why did the calf cross the road

to get to the udder side

nahlou:

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

rneerkat:

chazzerb:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u question a chair

you inchairogate it

Leave. Now.

what does that even mean where am i supposed to go

deliciouscunt:

gettin—it:

Josh Peck’s vine is the best thing to happen to society in years.